Repartis.

wearethewildtype:

movieoftheday:

Walter: What are the house rules? #1: No dating till you graduate. #2: No dating till you graduate. That’s it.Bianca: Daddy, that’s so unfair.Walter: Alright. You wanna know what’s unfair? This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. Do you know what she said to me?Bianca: I’m a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom?Walter: Close. But no. She said, “I should have listened to my father.”Bianca: She did not.Walter: Well, that’s what she would’ve said if she wasn’t so doped up.

I could and probably will reblog everything 10 Things I Hate About You related.

movieoftheday:

Walter: What are the house rules? #1: No dating till you graduate. #2: No dating till you graduate. That’s it.
Bianca: Daddy, that’s so unfair.
Walter: Alright. You wanna know what’s unfair? This morning I delivered a set of twins to a 15 year old girl. Do you know what she said to me?
Bianca: I’m a crack-whore who should have made my sleazy boyfriend wear a condom?
Walter: Close. But no. She said, “I should have listened to my father.”
Bianca: She did not.
Walter: Well, that’s what she would’ve said if she wasn’t so doped up.

I could and probably will reblog everything 10 Things I Hate About You related.

Reblogged from wearethewildtype

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

vegetarianzombie:

obkstm:

iloveyoudear:

ifuckinglovetea:

onlyforshelly:

stayfrosty:

magicwands:

yerawizardharry:

The Russians used a pencil.

Source

(via appleonastick)

Reblogged from Im Renee

my iPhone isn't charging.

thingsgohazy:

I may start crying shortly.

hey don’t worry.. The same thing hapenned to me, try with other plugs and if it still doesn’t charge take it as soon as you to an apple store if there’s one close and they’ll fix it in 10 minutes :).

Reblogged from ////MAYBE I SHOULD GO & LIVE AMONGST THE ANIMALS